The Hash was hosted at Palusami Restaurant by Elle Mc Jr. It
was a modest turnout as many are off island for holidays, and others were too
lazy. Poumuli was asked to be live hare and off we went down the Vaiala road
stopping for a Hash View at the new sea wall, already loosing rocks to the
waves. The walkers were left behind, and in the end it was only Godfather and
the Hare running, thus we went back home, as the heat was too intense on the
back roads. More hashers started turning up, and we soon had a good number
present. Cupless agreed to be GM and called the circle to order.
There were no newbies, and the retreads were Poumuli and
Lowrider – one had been in Paris the other babyraising. There was no need for a
Shoe Inspector, yet Snake insisted that Poumuli’s shoes were too new – actually
they were.
This Day in History Awards were a difficult affair as hardly
any were present. Snake for Hot Nuts (1892 – Premiere performance of The
Nutcracker by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky in Saint Petersburg, Russia),
Transporter for Lewinsky (1998 – President Bill Clinton is impeached by the
United States House of Representatives, becoming the second President of the
United States to be impeached), Cupless for Crime (2004 – A gang of thieves
steal £26.5 million worth of currency from the Donegall Square West
headquarters of Northern Bank in Belfast, Northern Ireland, United Kingdom, one
of the largest bank robberies in British history), Transporter for Gayboy (2010
– The repeal of the Don't ask, don't tell policy, the 17-year-old policy
banning homosexuals serving openly in the United States military, is signed into
law by President Barack Obama) and Dawn Raid (International Migrants Day).
Celebrity Awards went to Dawn Raid (Norway being best
country to live in story), Wahoo (Janet’s ad), Witch Doctor (I forget), and
Godfather for Swinger (Swingmother was in the paper).
Opening up for nominations, Sunny Side Up nominated
Godfather for his eagerness to get to the Hash, to the point of running a
light. When Godfather tried to explain that this was Hashmanlike Behaviour,
Snake recounted how they had been broken down by the side of the road and saw
Godfather approaching in his truck, only to have him speed past. In the end
Sunny Side Up, Godfather (Snakebite was whipping boy) and Transporter took this
award. Transporter had his sunglasses on, but handed it off to Venom.
Poumuli was impressed by the speed of the two boys and
suggested a race with their dad, thus Snake, Snakebite and Venom lined up. Need
less to say the boys triumphed.
Transporter nominated the only TV1 employee to refuse
participating in the Christmas Thank You Show. Anchor defended that she wanted
some more money to participate. Poumuli nominated Witch Doctor for getting her
wheels back.
Transporter nominated Rory for a celebrity award as he had
just arrived, for the Digicel lawsuit against Bluesky, but he joined as a
closest living relative to Bluesky employees past and present. Godfather
nominated Elle Mc Jr for the most beautiful proposal ever, which Anchor took as
closest living relative.
Anchor then nominated Transporter for the Asshole of the
Month Award for not taking better care of Lowrider, details were not
forthcoming, with some confusion as to the relative assholiness compared to
Cockblocker.
The Hare and Hosts were saluted, with Poumuli and the Snake
boys doing the honors. Elle Mc Jr then put on some fabulous food for us.
On On
Poumuli, IKA Slit
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